When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern
Some Similar Quotes
  1. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe

  2. You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

  3. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

  4. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

  5. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Unknown

More Quotes By Josh Stern
  1. When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

  2. If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

  3. The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

  4. It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

  5. Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

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